Thou Shalt Obey These 10 Commandments When In The Presence Of The Pope

screaming at pope john
  1. Ye shalt not swear and scream into a tube made of paper connected to Pope John's ear.
  2. John is the Pope and should not be poked and prodded with sharp or piercing objects.
  3. He likes wet paint, however, please do not pelt him with soggy kleenex dipped in a light shade of latex ceiling paint. This would be bad for his oh so sensitive skin.
  4. The shoes of the Pope are made of goat hide and should not be treated with primer to hold that luster and shine. Please leave the Pope to manage this by himself.
  5. TV is Satan - the Pope knows this. He needs not be reminded of episode 13 of Facts of Life when Tutti gets a haircut and hits a dog.
  6. The Pope is confident and will wear Velcro shoes at his leisure.
  7. Your friend Dale will no longer be permitted to spit and cheer when the Pope stumbles.
  8. The Pope's undergarments are not to be exploited in any manner.
  9. Shouting "I see yer ass bitch!" when the Pope has his back to you is not an acceptable parting verse.
  10. Lastly, in the presence of his eminence, sporting attire that displays the mutilation of our elders or small midgets impersonating Dion Warwick is grounds for a good old fashioned cursing by the Pope himself.
If you even as much as THINK about stealing these, I will castrate you, and feed you live to starving pihrana... just link to my page instead, cuz these are ALL copyrighted....

I would like to thank mommy goat and daddy goat, whom procured me from some dark hole, and plagued the world.