7 of them?
HAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHA
no

yah well fuck you bitch
And the Lord raiseth his mighty hammer and plundered the women and children with mustard and ketchup chips...

and i hate you too whore... understand?
.....and Saint John cried out "FOR THE LOVE OF GO....." and was he struketh by lightningeth....

you're fucked up you know that right?
yessir.

I'm a failure? hahahahaha... you're the one sitting on your fat ass running your mothafuckin mouth... but why the fuck am I arguing with a fucking goat anyway?
uhhmmm...k

you bitch
SLUT!!!!

wut the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Click for answer.

is colin going to have sex tonight?
GODDAMN!!! that poor sick bastard is never not having sex...furniture, appliances, animals...you name it this boy has done it!!!

does colin have a dick?
Regrettably no...he has a small plastic fork in its place...horrible accident long ago.. I can't say anything more on it.

Does Tammy masterbate?
hmmm....sounds like an indepth issue that needs be investigated first hand....hehe get it...hand...HAHA....ha.....nevermind.

are you a fag?
no i quit.

do you like taco bell?
depends on what you are asking I like doing with it.

do you lick your moms asshole?
you have issues you need to deal with before you're allowed to play here.

this is fucking stupid
in the form of a question please.

Does Rosie have cows in the backroom?
Lets hope so..I'd rather not imagine what the mooing is about if she doesn't.

Have you got crabs?
John and Chuck, they live in bottle caps and eat plankton. I'll tell them you said hi.

Do I have a life?
HAHA no, you use the Internet.

am i a pill fiend?
Not yet practice harder to achieve greatness, oh diligent one.

is my hair blond?
You have no hair you balding asshole....YOU AREN'T FOOLING NOBODY.

will i go to college?
nerd.
Its not cool to go to school.
Free advice kids.

am i gay?
Likely. My webmaster is and he drives in most of my traffic.
He's an evil satanic man.
He keeps my straight ass in a straight dungeon with nothing but my straight t-shirt and straight pants to keep warm. He gay-lee beats me when my straight self does not straightly cooperate in answering the questions he gives me. Its pure torment. Yesterday though I managed to make straight mocasins out of some of my straight hair and some corn niblets I had saved up.

am i straight?
Does your grandmother cop a cheap feel when she kisses you on the cheek at Xmas?

am i going to masturbate today?
If you're female I am going to say yes. Also, I'll need full documentation and recorded evidence (both audio and visual). I'll use a general point system and rate your preformance by class, size, stamina and endurance.
If you're male...keep that to your fucking self.

Do you think my dancing is OK?
No, not until you've been on Soul Train and gone down the line at least twice.

who am i
The previous owner of the Swiss Chalet chain. YOU CAN'T HIDE IT.

does milk come from a cow
HAHAHAHA no. Sea turtles bring cartons of milk up to the beach once a year on the solstice. These are harvested by those National Geographic guys that hide in the sand 364 days a year to film them and sold at a discount rate to Beckers.....moron.

is jeff cool
not in the least. But as he maintains this webpage, I feel inclined to say yes and grind my teeth.

is doug cool
no further questions your honor.

will tom and i end up being boyfriends?
when he's done with the piece of ass on the side he is abusing....perhaps.

will we fuck?
not until marriage.

is he gay?
No he's upset.

is jeff a hunk?
please specify the matter with which Jeff is a hunk of.

Do you have any breasts?
no =(     woe is me...

does brandon like moi?
No, Moi is currently in a tight relationship with Elle

why does life suck?
Gods a genius.

ok why do u suck?
Gods a genius.

aww please?
uhmmmm ...k.

5 dollar full hour, me love u long time
Mexican people are cheaper.

well now arn't we rude
Now? yes.
Then? yes.
Before? yes.
Will we be? yes.

have u ever had sex with a pig?
uh huh. But Merv keeps hoggin' it.

then why did the pig say u did?
HAHA I fucked up your little double question funny man plan didn't I?? YOU LOOSE.

is the pig who clames u had sex with it lieing?
I don't know how to clames.

did u lie when u said u never had sex with a pig then
lay off the pig thing fucko.

how about a dog?
did you know that 50% of our profit is lost in encroaching vegetation each year?

no
The lord shall layeth the smack down on you.

is 2=2 4?
You know, I don't give a shit...theres like 4002 other questions I have to answer...I have no time for your petty mind games.

is 5+5+7+5-10=13?
MOM BILLY HIT ME.

do u eat =========>
I am on a strict diet of (|)

do i love u and want to have your babys?
I've given my babys away already..sorry.

i've been good now caan i have your babys?
Another shipment is in October 14th...check back then.

i've been a bad girl, now can i have your babbys?
WOOHOO...uh huh =)

if I eat your babys does that make me a bad person?
Only if you forget the Dijon, doll ;)

but my name is frak does that mean i have to kill my self
You're human and talking to me...thats grounds enough.

will u be my pimp
a/s/l ?

can i play with your hotdog?
errr....growns ups call it a dinky ..not a hot dog..lets grow up.

can i eat your hot dog?
a/s/l ?

will u be in my box with me?
If you can get in with me...i'd rather not be anywhere near your box.

will u be in my box with me u stud u
after the operation maybe..keep in touch.

will u be made in to hotdogs when u die?
No, I signed my body off to science....meaning the morg guys can play funny games and make each other laugh by making my mouth move to music lyrics.
Silly morgue people

are u like a cat
no you blind idiot, i'm not.

can i have wild goat sex with u
If you don't have a horn.

why do u hate me
thats too easy to answer...next.

i don't hate u why do u hate me
well, one reason might be because this is the second time you've asked me this...

i hate u
thats the spirit.

why ask why bud dry?
AAAaIiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why,ask,why.when,yourknow why
Thank you for that insight Mr Chang.

is life realy like a box of candy
yes. A group of mindless chunks filled with goo or just plain nuts.

can i punch u in the jaw
just until I say Uncle

can i punch you in the jaw?
Uncle.

where is the pic's at and the infor
here:

Name: NastyGoat
Age: 23 (24 setp 17th)
Location: Chatham , Ontario
Sex: Male
Height: short. nuff said.
Pic: horrendous.

am I the best looking in the world?
best looking ugly person known to mankind.

am I the worst looking in the world?
....worst looking pretty person...but you saw that one coming.

does this thing say yes?
yes

am I the best looking in the world?
we covered this. get over it. I'm not changing my mind.

Will my penis get to be about 7 inches long?
i guess you're implying its not...so you are inferior to me and I can make fun of you until you feel so horrible about yourself you try and hang yourself but screw up and instead end up hanging in your garage, not dying and bored for 23 hours.

Will my penis get to be about 6 inches long?
just give up...go ahead with the sex change.

Should I expect people to like me for who I am?
lol....no you have to be pretty and have big boobs.

Will I see Shane before school starts?
Shane is....the HOLOW MAN....so no.

will I sleep with the guy from Toronto this weekend?
Oh golly gee I sure hope so....that alone will determine the destiny of mankind.

am i gay?
Funny how many times people ask me that.
Is the whole world suddenly confused with their sexuality?

are you cute?
are you female?

will i ever smoke again??
sure why not. its good for you...ignore those idiots and their black warning labels...that just a advertising ploy.

Do you like me??
nope.

where are u?
coordinates at present time: X12469.02 , Y-13552.11 , Z 0.10

pics?
of?

How big is too big?
too big.

Is coffee made from ground up children?
no thats just a silly myth. Its giraffe shit and baby seals.

Do i like the concept of mothers who care?
Do you like the concept of goats who don't?

do you suck cock?
ick no...the feathers get stuck in my teeth.

Do I have a life?
do you chat?

Will Michael and i ever become a couple?
of what?

Will I get a teaching job?
GOD SAVE US ALLLLLLLLL

Is that Colin's REAL hair?
NOOOoooo..thats a growth..don't go near it.. It bites.

Does Rob have a big head?
in comparison to?

does steven still love me?
The REAL Steven does. Ask no questions regarding this. Your life is in grave danger.

asdfsdaf
great. now lets form words.

Is God simply a figment of our imaginations?
God is a silly character invented to give the christians something to do.
Gotta keep em occupied or they get cranky.

Is Jeff going to give me money?
he was...but he gave it to me...YOU LOOSE.

Are you alive?
no. I am an animated corpse...a cadavre if you will. Here simply to fulfill the wants and needs of our dark father.

Is youe name Olle?
ok.
but only if i get to be Diane tommorrow!

Are you nasty?
and goat.

Are you really a goat?
of course.

I love you, do you love me?
you have BOOBIES??

Am I gay?
likely. You came to this page on your own right?

Am I bi?
If you're female I vote yes.

can i rape you nasty goat?
no ...but I am not in disagreement to a good wrapping.

can i fuck you
Can you "fornication under consent of the king" me? Well ask the king first silly.

Will I win a big lottery?
Money is not everything...you can't buy love!
But fuck love....yeah lets win the lottery.

Will I win a big lottery?
Everybody needs a bossom for a pillow.

Will I win a big lottery?
good thing you asked three times....the third answer will be...
hmmm....blue.

will I get sex tonight?
Nope that rash hasn't cleared up yet.

can you lick my clit?
SHould you infact be female you can submit you application form and we can set an appointment. Although you will need to double check your credentials... you are male.

will nastygoat have sex with me?
SEX WITH A GOAT? SICK FREAK!!!!

what the hell is going on
funk baby...total funk.

do you eat people
i prefer not to but it makes for a great party trick.

will lucy be out tonight
Lucy only comes out during the equinox. Sorry.

will i ever shag jenny
BEEN THERE DONE THAT.wait in line

will el pull tonight
your english teacher would beat the shit outta you for that you know...that makes no friggin sense.
I'll re-write it for you ...free of charge.

..."Will Edward dance the forbidden dance during tonight's Simpsons re-run?"

no.

will winston pull tonight
yes...everything. then he'll push it all back.

will i pull tonight
fuck you.

will i catch the 503
lemme check the 411 for the 911 on your FAQ.

will she ever
after marriage.
she needs to find the right goat first... errrr.. man.

does jen fance me
SPELLING PEOPLE SPELLING.
nobody "fance"s you.
You are the master of your own funk
just do it.
By Mennen
batteries not included
shakin dat asssss

bob
Yes. Of course one can only assume this is correct. Not assuming it is correct would mean assuming it false. Assuming it false would then disagree with the initial assumption of the correct assumption....which is true.

am i a nasty goat like yourself full of strange quesions and answers to make on become ill, and insane
Brilliant QUESTION....
You aren't nasty or a goat are you.... you be an acrid duck.... bow your head in shame now.

Is today Tuesday?
If you were to ask me this each day for 7 seven days.. then answer would once be yes and 6 times be no.

Is today Friday?
Everyday can essentially be a "friday"
This is an indication of man's power over time.

Try this:
Nearing the end of the work day scream and howl and run around the office in an excited frenzy. Then go running out the door 3 minutes early and scream some more with a big grin on your face, go home and get really drunk and then do not come into work for the next two days.

You've just beaten the laws of time and created a weekend. Congratulations.

will james go out with me
sure...he does everyone.

is jeff dumb
Jeff is the essence of all dark... the father of pain... the prince of prime evil.. the... oops.. hehe I mean no.

is todd the ruler
If my name was Todd ...YES!!
for all other Todds...see below.

Autogenerated Stupid Question Answer:
        NO

are you gay
once again....I have a keen interest for BREASTS...so no.

Will Eric Flegell ever stop playing with himself?
likely not. But lets just pretend he is being a silly clown trying to take a wild beaver out of his pajamas HAHAHAHA wouldn't that be funny????

Will I marry Lacey Nicole Chabert
I might let you..... ask me later.      SCHEISSE!!!!!

Do you like to suck dick bitch ?
No...but thnx for asking.

What the hell are you smokin
A rare blend of tea leaves and shoe rubber. An acquired taste.
Not meant for those who...
-have heart conditions
-are pregnant
-attended woodstock
-wear red
-have a parents that drive Audis

do you think ill get a boyfriend?
February 3rd @ 3pm you will encounter a dark fellow named Xiba in a grocery mall.
He will prophesize the second coming of Christ and then shit his own pants and blame it on air pollution...... Tune in next month for our tribute to Tina Turner's left thumb.

Is the nastygoat as short and putrid as he seems?
almost.... he is less of a samaritan then displayed here.

Is this pen red?
how do you define red?

Am I as dumb as I look?
Dumber... you posess a natural instinct of self disguise.

am i pretty?
Do you have BOOOBS?

u are such a mother fucking asshole
"two thumbs way up!" -Siskel and Ebert

what's 2+3?
depends.

parles-tu francais?
Le fromage est dans la salle de bain.

Do you know who GOAT is?
UNCLE BOB!!?!!?

does sarah dent like me
Sarah Dent hehehe i like that

is jeff really gay
is the sky really blue?

your cool
k

is this a cool web site
you are not wise in the ways of ASKING A DAMN QESTION ...are you

are you nasty
... that i am.

Will the nasty goat come to my house?
there are certain physical requirements that need be met for house calls.

Is this chair a good one?
it have a decent ass-groove yet?

Is Glen crazy?
Glen is a fucking maniac

is my bro sexy?
you tell me.

am I on a computer?
no..you've submitted this question via a magic pebble you found in the forest.

Am I wearing a watch?
what time is it?

do I have a bf
we can all dream.

Do you know the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?
duh...its the same as the blue ringed monark.

is matt crazy
ask Glen.

does spencer like me
no.

am i cute?
Ask your mom...she'd be more polite.

Do you like to be dominate?
uhmmm sure why not. I like cherry coke too.

Are you gay?
no.... should I be?

Am i going to be late to class?
you already are..

am i gay?
to find out.....fill out this easy to follow form.

1. I am ______ (gay, not gay)
after you've completed this..reread it carefully to find you answer.

is this fake
yes. we are the artificial goats.

will katie come on tonight?
on who?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! wow!! what a good fucking laugh!!!!!! you just made my day you copy cat sonofabitch! in case you didnt know, you are not the only person who ever saw the episode where homer gains a huge amount of weight!
so fuck off and find some other show to rip off!!!! also, i like free laughs, so thanks a ton!
my email is aditi59@hotmail.com
.... Its not "are you taking your medication"..... I think we need to focus moreso on...."are you taking the RIGHT kind of medication"....

am I gay?
I'll go with no and explore no further.

are you gay?
no.
I don't have the proper forms to fill out for that.

Am I going to make out with Altheia?
BOOOBIES..... and touch em and squeeze em and EHHhahhahahhhehheehHEHHHhhhehehhh zBOoooOOOooOOOooobiiies. aahhahhhh

Am I going to sleep with the girl vickie is tutoring?
Please send visual aid for "sex-worthy" determination testing.

heh
hypertrophy

no what
yes that.

undefined
What is your human status... Rock and Roll of the 60's for 200 Alex....

who's frank
The lead crusader in the quest for the "lace-ed shoe of omnipotence"

why not
Does Internet technology affect your job?
The answer for most is "yes!", and the changes are extremely positive. The
job market benefits from the Internet by increasing the number of career
opportunities. At the same time, this rapid transformation can create
anxiety as we move into less traditional workplaces.

how is one bad?
One time this guy my cousin knows took a hammer and smashed up an aztec shaman stone. From this time on the world, life, and existence as we know it has fallen to turmoil and bubbles. Hibby dibby dibby.

if so, then why are you here?
Solely to piss you off then die with a grin my brother.

I guess that's true...hmm...who put you here?
I was dumped here as a child by a group of Cindy Lauper cult followers. I can go no further into detail.

7..is that like..7 of 9?
7 of 14 which is half... same as 2 of 4 or potato potata

so you're not one of the borg after all
let me tell you a story about the borg. One time there was a borg.

ah right, I forgot, it's all about "the collective" ok ok let me try again... are you the borg?
...k

oh yeah great, that's one of those "no comment" answers, and we all know what those mean.. "YES"
...chilli and beans.

must you always disagree?
no.

hah! you hate me because I'm so close to the truth, and it makes your insides churn to know that someone threatens your very existence
Nah....it just makes me feel all mushy and squishy inside.

oh I see, so that's how it is..we get down to personal insults..well you know what? I won't sink to your level....your mom's just way too ugly for me to even consider a similar comeback
HAHA YOU LOOSE AGAIN SILLY WABBIT.....i agree.

?
!

will I ever get laid again?
nope.
Like a bumble bee...sting once then they're useless.