My name is Sue, but you can call me Suzanne, or Suzy, or Suzz, or even "fat dumb retard"

I was president of my school's vegetable admiration club, and I am an active staple collector. I have staples from all around the world. I have shoe staples, paper staples, staples magazines, and even body staples. As a matter of fact, my nipples are pierced by staples.

I like silk sheets. I love cool ranch chips too. I can act like a turkey, and I like to pretend that sometimes I'm a peacock. My dream is to be a dancer in 'GOT MILK' commercials.

My parents abandonmed me in raw sewage when I was three. They also liked to drop me on my head, and feed me paint chips.

I used to be a hippie. I would sing, and dance, and sing and dance. I used to be a good singer. I can also dance real good.