Hello I am STevE and it is my BIrthDaaYy today. I am 32 yearses old. Cakes is good to eat and play wif because, ohm.., the chocolate gets under your nails, and ohm, you know... in your, ohm, your fingers and then you can keep it there and eat it for days upon days whenever you get hungry.

I like to play with slinkys becuz they make a funny sound. I also like to poke the, ohm, the elephants at the zoo with big sticks cuz, ohm, it, ohm scares them and stuff.

I like to put HP sauce on all of my toes sometimes because they look pretty. I ain't girl though. I just think that they look nicest that way and the dog likes to lick em too.

I think that yous should adopt me cuz I read Hamlet when I was in school.