For years I have been hiding in a small box under a bridge. Please adopt me, I am real nice and don't bite. I am a good speller. I can draw you pictures too if you want.

I am really really smart and can play good with yer kids. I am trained good and don't smell.

I like you... I like string and plastic in my soup from wich I shall sip to the days end. I was a magician.

My old job was being a knight and killing bugs that would romp romp romp in the shoes of the princess.

I like you. And I like ice cream.