Carpet is fun. I like to make carpet and roll in it as if it were a nice pile of hay, and I was a pig that would roll in it on a sunny day. I like pigs because they remind me of my sister.
I like to eat sausages and color in boxes on graph paper. I like to have babies too, and I sell them on Ebay whenever I need money.
I come from Iraq, and I make carpet. I lick carpet sometimes too but that's only if I really like it. Peaches come from a can, and it just so turns out that they were put there by ME, in my basement in the middle of White Harlem.
I like to eat pills, lots of pills. Prozac and Lorazepam and Tylenol. All brands that are most prescribed most by your doctors.
Please adopt me cuz I want to lick your carpet.
