I am Fred. I like to eat babies and kill squirrels in the park. This is a picture of me cuz I want to be adopted. I am in the park where I spend all night sleeping on that marble bench.

Sometimes my feet smell funny, so I have to go home to my bench and air them out because I'm not lucky enough to have any Fbreeze. Soup though, on Thursdays I am lucky enough to get. It comes with toast and sometimes chicken.

I collect welfare right now and when I grow up I wanna be a serial killer. Please adopt me - I like to draw.