Hi, I'm a good dawg that loves to piss on everything, in everything, oh, and did I mention on everything??? I love it "doggy style", and BUCK WILD (that's my name, bitch).

I will hump uncontrollably and do my deed on yo leg. I require a spike collar and lots-o-BITCHES...

I command you to bring me beer, weed and sometimes HEROIN(OHHHHHHH HEROIN....). My friends are Snoop dog and Nate dogg.

We hang out a lot there, me and my bros.